Showing posts with label omaha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label omaha. Show all posts

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Fail All Over

Here are a few fails I've spotted around Omaha over the last few years.

1) In the Arts & Sciences Hall at UNO:


So, if you're looking for room 303, which way do you go?

2) At the intersection of Farnam St. & and Turner Blvd.:


Walk? Don't walk? Hard to tell when there's a pole right in front of the crossing signal.

3) In the Old Market:


Three hour parking . . . two hour maximum.

4) At PetCo:


Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

5) At Borders:


I don't know about you, but test prep guides aren't exactly my idea of leisure reading.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

More Zoo Pictures

I went to the zoo again yesterday. (Yes, again. There are no individual memberships available, and since I have no spouse or children to take along, that means I need to go to the zoo rather frequently to make the cost of the family membership worthwhile.)

These red river hog babies are not even a month old.



The white-ruffed lemur was sleeping with his paw resting on his friend. The red-ruffed lemur looked a bit annoyed by this.



Most of the lemurs were napping in the grass, but this guy was sprawled on a nice hot rock.



And here's a super close-up of his adorable foot.



But even if the lemurs were all asleep, the ostriches were frisky.



This ostrich mooned me. (Well, actually, he was showing off his plumage to a female that happened to be on the opposite side.) Doesn't the bare underside of an ostrich's wing look freaky?



Look closer . . . see that extra claw or thumb sticking out, about two thirds of the way from the elbow to the wingtip? Weird!



I have more zoo photos on Flickr.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

A Walk Around UNO Campus

I got a new camera for Christmas, so I've been taking some test pictures to get used to it. These are from Monday, when it was bright and sunny. They look so much better than the gloomy view from the window now, where yet another snowstorm buries us all over again.






This is my favorite tree on campus. It looks like a clawed hand reaching for the sky.




This is the Castle of Perseverance, a little amphitheater near the Fine Arts building. Sometimes in nice weather, classes meet there, and occasionally they even put on plays. The serpent holds the Face of Life in one mouth and the Face of Death in the other.






This is "The Song" by Catherine Ferguson. I love the little brass bird on top of it. Right now, only his head peeps out of the snow.


Saturday, October 10, 2009

Peaceful Snow

This morning, Omaha woke up to our first snow of the season. It's cold out, but by no means bone chilling. In fact, for a snowy day, it's rather temperate. Big clusters of sticky flakes drift down serenely, with no wind to trouble them. It's a beautiful morning.





There are many bewildered robins hopping around the sidewalks and streets, probably wishing they'd thought to fly south a little earlier this year.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Grotesque with Crucifix

In the Old Market in Omaha, there are a pair of winged lions on the side of one of the buildings. I love these sculptures and have to visit them every time I'm in the area. Well, tonight I noticed something different about them. They were wearing crucifixes. I'm not sure why someone would put gaudy plastic crucifixes (which look like they might glow in the dark) onto these grotesques. Were they exorcising evil spirits? Converting the statues to Christianity? Or just decorating their favorite architectural pets? Regardless of the reason, I think the lions look rather cute with their new bling.


(They're too far apart to photograph together with any respectable amount of detail, so I'm only showing the left one. The right one is a mirror image, except with a little less soot staining its face. Also, the other lion's crucifix has white beads.)

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wind and Hail and Chaos

Quite a vicious little storm we had last night in Omaha. When the tornado sirens went off just after 5 pm, the sky looked perfectly fine to me. Within two minutes, I saw the dark cloud on the horizon. Two minutes later, I realized how incredibly fast that dark cloud was moving. Just as I decided to close my windows, the insanely powerful wind hit. It blew my window pane out of its tracks just as I put my hands on it. Thankfully, it did not break, and I was able to wedge it back into its tracks and get it shut. After I closed all of the windows, I retreated to the next room to watch from a distance. (I have no storm shelter. The "basement" of my apartment complex is full of windows and glass doors.) Visibility was zero. Then a sustained burst of horizontal hail hit the building like a sandblaster.

Behold my shredded window screen. All those little white blotches are holes. Notice also how it's too dirty to see through. The rain and hail were filthy with windborne dust.


I'm just lucky that the glass didn't break. A friend and former coworker lost three windows and a tree at her house.

As suddenly as it had begun, the storm was over, and everything was perfectly peaceful. The total duration was perhaps less than ten minutes. From what I've heard on the news and talking to people on the phone, the damage is very widespread. All of Omaha, and presumably any other town hit by this storm, is an absolute mess.

I lost power during the storm, but regained it about 4:15 this morning. OPPD obviously worked all night. I heard chainsaws around 1:00 am, which I assumed was them chopping up the trees that had fallen on power lines. I hear that quite a lot of homes in Omaha are still without power this morning. So I got lucky again.

So here are a few pictures, all within a block of my home.

It looks like a lovely lake, but this is Turner Street and the park.




The water levels were down when I took my walk around the neighborhood, but Dewey Street had obviously been flooded enough to wash this hunk of asphalt over the curb and onto the grass.


Here are some downed lines.


The Lutheran church next door lost a tree.


So did the folks across the street.


Look at the way this metal signpost was twisted, then bent flat against the ground.


Even more than an hour after the storm had passed, the hailstones were still piled thick on the ground.


It was quite an event. The timing of the storm was especially bad, as so many people were just getting off work. Also, great crowds of people were out in the open for the Summer Arts Festival, the concert at Memorial Park, and Shakespeare on the Green. I've heard the Summer Arts Festival was utterly destroyed, and that people who were at Memorial Park and the Green were badly bruised from the hail.

What a mess.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Some Pretty Pictues

Since I’m sick today and won’t be able to go out for a walk, I thought I’d make myself feel better by posting pictures from some of my recent walks.

I love this view of downtown Omaha through this old arch.

The Qwest center has got several new pieces of art out front. Life sized, realistic bronze sculptures are my favorite style of public art, actually, so I like this array. They seem to have a mardi gras theme going, with some of the figures being jazz musicians and others carnival performers.

And at the zoo, look at the cute little fangs on this tufted deer.

And check out this bongo’s daintily crossed horns.

That’s all for now.